I died today, something that surprised no one at all who knows me. It wasn't a particularly pleasant death; I'd been having sinus problems for a few days, and was starting to get over them, but with my poor immune system, I wasn't surprised when I started choking and couldn't stop for over five minutes, by which time I was spasming and seeing nothing but stars. My door was closed because I had my humidifier on and wanted to maximize the effects, so no one heard me choking until, at long last, I went silent.

I was survived by my mother, who plans to turn my room into a display case for Precious Moments figurines.